I've come up with this tell me what you think:(The old man starts a tale about old times tellin' it to a young man...)
Sit down my son and i will tell you a .....HEY!!...sit down! I said SIT DOWN!!!..(beats guy with a stick)..YOU WON'T SIT DOWN HA?...NOW YOU'LL SIT DOWN!...YESSSS....YESSS...(laughing maniacaly after killin the guy and puttin' him on a chair)..yes so...now that you are sittin' down let me tell you my farytale...(the story starts but because im a nice person i'll spare of an hour of yada-yada and bla bla bla)
Moral:farytales kill.....